Easter Update

In commemoration of the resurrection of our Lord and in the spirit of celebration of fertility and new life, I have decided to perform a trial run of allowing comments to be submitted on my blog posts. This is not mean, however, that everyone [who am I kidding? Nobody reads this anyway] can go ahead and have a field day with the comments, so that means there are standards; failure to meet these minimal standards will result in slow, painful death. So help me God, I will strike you down ..
My Easter holiday was not that great at all, I spent most of the day toiling in the metaphorical fields of physics homework, slaving away for a merciless foreman, the unpleaseable master who refuses to lecture on subjects pertinent to the rotational motion of rigid objects. Oh, woe is me! I did, however, get to go to P.F. Chang's, a classy, Asian-food restaurant for my sister Leah's birthday. She will be turning eighteen on March the thirty-first, but we decided to celebrate earlier. The food at Chang's was delicious as usual, and the dessert special was exquisite: a well prepared German chocolate cake. Those dirty krauts may have messed up by losing two wars, failing to exterminate the Jewish race, and producing David Hasselhoff, but they certainly can make a mean chocolate cake. Overall, the dinner was a brilliant success. But alas! Soon the time for fun came to an end, and it was back to physics and calculus homework; now, with that finally completed, I sit here relaying the glorious news to you. I wish to now conclude this Sunday update, and I hope that you all had a wonderful Easter holiday.