Introduction

Greetings fellow denizens of internet!
I have decided to create a new blog to convey my thoughts to friends and desperate enemies who are trying to learn my weaknesses (you know who you are); you have my deepest assurances that this attempt at an internet journal is completely serious in nature, and we will be not be suffering the inane ramblings of a madman acting as a madman (or will we?). I must, with a heavy heart, admit that I will probably not post into this blog very often, as I am indeed very busy with the numerous activities that a man of my stature must attend (i.e. ritualistic masturbation [incense, mood music?], drinking mouthwash, and passing out on my dorm floor); however, I will make up for this shameful profession by stating the policy of this blog that no comments shall ever be allowed. "Wait," you might wonder, "How is that a good thing, exactly?" I must admit reluctantly that it probably isn't a good thing for you, as you bastards are obsessed with utilizing any means of communicating your insane drivel to the outside world; it is, however, extremely good for me, as I have no desire to read any of your (friend's or otherwise) 'clever' feedback posts, which I have found in the past usually have nothing to do with the subject of the post, or any subject known to any intelligent person whatsoever! Please do not take this in the mood of a rant, but in the mood of excitement over a glorious new age of indiscriminate censorship. In the end, everyone will be much happier: myself, because no one will care to read my blog, and you, because you won't have to pretend to read it by occassionally posting. And on this note, I end this said first blog post, and I encourage those of you who are desperate to have your opinions heard to please fire up outlook express (or get out a pen and paper for those of you who have Macs) and send me an e-mail at jonstarr67@gmail.com.