God is just winging it
Hey, you crazy cats!
It's been awhile since I've updated this damn thing, so I figure I'll give you the low-down as to all the intensely exciting things that have happened to me. First off, I had a killer physics exam: the average percentage grade in the class was a forty-six percent. Forty-Six!! Luckily, I was extremely clever and managed to slip away from the evil marks of the professor's red pen and steal home with a seventy-six percent. Apparently, this kind of average happens all the damn time, which isn't very good news, considering that I have to take like a million of these courses before my great escape known as "graduation." Secondly, I saw the Sparklemotion play on Friday, and I was very quick to comment on the sturdiness and quality of their prop legs (which conveniently enough, I had built on that workday that I talked about a few posts ago): I honestly thought that the genius that went into those legs really added something to the play overall. Anyway, the play was a brilliant success, and if any UT people are reading this I would recommend to go see it this coming Thursday, Friday, or Saturday (April 14, 15, 16th respectively) at eight o'clock in Corother's room 007. If you do not go in support of keeping the arts alive, you will die of cancer, I promise. The third and final big event was the Saturday Habitat for Humanity workday! We ended up spending all day just shoveling mulch, which was a blast; tragically, however, someone pitchforked my arm, so I have two cuts and most likely tetanus. Don't worry though, if infection sets in, I'll just pummel the pestilence with my fists (which are 35.43% stronger than average). Lunch was donated by the Macaroni Grill, which was very good (anything would've tasted good after spending 5 hours shovelling mulch); eating Italian food, however, resurrected my insatiable hunger for Tiaramasu, a delicious type of cake. So I'd better find a bakery around here pretty fast. Anyway, this whole little spiel constitutes an update, so go ahead and enjoy.
It's been awhile since I've updated this damn thing, so I figure I'll give you the low-down as to all the intensely exciting things that have happened to me. First off, I had a killer physics exam: the average percentage grade in the class was a forty-six percent. Forty-Six!! Luckily, I was extremely clever and managed to slip away from the evil marks of the professor's red pen and steal home with a seventy-six percent. Apparently, this kind of average happens all the damn time, which isn't very good news, considering that I have to take like a million of these courses before my great escape known as "graduation." Secondly, I saw the Sparklemotion play on Friday, and I was very quick to comment on the sturdiness and quality of their prop legs (which conveniently enough, I had built on that workday that I talked about a few posts ago): I honestly thought that the genius that went into those legs really added something to the play overall. Anyway, the play was a brilliant success, and if any UT people are reading this I would recommend to go see it this coming Thursday, Friday, or Saturday (April 14, 15, 16th respectively) at eight o'clock in Corother's room 007. If you do not go in support of keeping the arts alive, you will die of cancer, I promise. The third and final big event was the Saturday Habitat for Humanity workday! We ended up spending all day just shoveling mulch, which was a blast; tragically, however, someone pitchforked my arm, so I have two cuts and most likely tetanus. Don't worry though, if infection sets in, I'll just pummel the pestilence with my fists (which are 35.43% stronger than average). Lunch was donated by the Macaroni Grill, which was very good (anything would've tasted good after spending 5 hours shovelling mulch); eating Italian food, however, resurrected my insatiable hunger for Tiaramasu, a delicious type of cake. So I'd better find a bakery around here pretty fast. Anyway, this whole little spiel constitutes an update, so go ahead and enjoy.
posted by Jonathan Starr at 11:29 PM
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